This is a satirical and at times humorous but critical commentary on energy efficiency issues of the day. It also contains supporting facts and valuable information regarding issues for local, utility, state, national and international organizations, programs, products and services. In many cases the commentary takes a contrarian view to technologies, energy sources, policy and programs that are typically seen through the rose-colored glasses of supporters who either don’t know the entire story or won’t tell it. Hence the title, The Energy Rant. Enjoy!