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Breaking Bread with Lost Sheep

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10 While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. 11 When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?” 12 On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.” – Mathew 9:10-12.[1] I was lost in the wilderness in search of inspiration for another post when Jesus came to mind. So I thought, “Jesus ate with sinners. I’ll look that up and see what I find.” What I found...
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Low Hanging Fruit – Meet Vortex Madness

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This week, we are taking a trip down easy street to explore what I called three years ago in DOE Pumping Standards a nauseating term, “low hanging fruit.” I love charts like the one below. Where can you find stuff like that? Well, the source vanished, except that I posted it in the Rant, it lives! [vc_single_image image="14519" img_size="full" alignment="center" onclick="custom_link" img_link_target="_blank" link="https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZit6bqtRryQdwVhibzsYRV00Gudb7XWw0PP2LdJsdhvfxey-SLd6KN-GL2I4sXS2CEYfeJaAcTvGutSCluq5V6qmWgcUrra0A8KutzO3CzO-nMPTHYp7wvh2J4mqNQIF8XCpPD2DxUiHB1taRK0QOYXsPJqGegDGSpM1V5XbIHGXpqSYK1ICbpzo-TOfMdfJ81ixJjv5Xk2q3JPnaKZUMZHVroalwNO3XFsamJb6t9ONT2iW_1-eI4TDsKN7U_1jN6dpeW7-SlMk5ErrKPeCd6dAIZ6TRhFEjFXpVuxffJbRgjduqBCPffvRFMTvIgl7Awny_1S5mUd&hl=en"] Because of associated nausea and our love of acronyms, let’s call it LHF. On that note, it looks like left-handed fingering (think guitar playing) dominates the market for the LHF acronym. What does the idiom LHF mean?...
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DOE Pumping Standards – Can-a-Corn

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Apparently, the nauseating term “low-hanging fruit” is not even a relevant idiom. According to Priceonomics.com, low-hanging fruit is all there is these days. Priceonomics says growers have for centuries been developing the modern Frankenfood-producing apple trees of today, but this miserable term lives on anyway. Priceonomics produced the following chart showing the use of four idioms for “easy” in recent decades. First, I must ask, why is pie easy? Making a good crust is as easy as dunking two basketballs at once. And why are fish in a barrel? My choice for replacing the miserable “low-hanging fruit” is “can of...
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Abracadabra – 10%!

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“Thrown under the bus.”  Now there is a term that has to be going out of style pretty soon.  The phrase is used practically daily by everyone, especially in the news-talk business.  Where did that come from?  Why is it so popular and useable?  Has it ever happened?  It seems it would be very difficult to do.  You would have to take the guy down like roping a calf and somehow stuff them under the cargo hold while the bus is going down the road I guess??  Your timing, strength and technique would have to be impeccable.  It may deserve...
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